Jeff-"Hey Dave, you're not going to adam and believe this...I did your mum last night!"
Dave-"Shit Jeff! I thought we were cool!.....was she a tight ride?"
Jeff-"tight as shit"
Dave-"nice"
Dave-"Shit Jeff! I thought we were cool!.....was she a tight ride?"
Jeff-"tight as shit"
Dave-"nice"
by Re+Im August 11, 2008
by justin woot woot March 20, 2007
A perfect fictional couple from the book If I Stay. Mia and Adam are the cutest couple. Adam would do anything for Mia, and Mia would do anything for Adam too.
by Obsessed with fictional things March 10, 2019
a complete sexy beast who will fuck your girl. he's got a dick so big it will get stuck in u but adam cherutti is mine and his dick can only get stuck in me. He ate out your mom and said it tasted like spegetti alfrado. He bit off a girls nipple and ate it cause have of his body is black and half of it is white. He is basically god in bed and you'll have an orgasm for three days after fucking him. He is the next michael jordan in table tennis and cricket. but he is mine so back off ladys
by Kean the ginger October 02, 2018
by woemanlookout May 28, 2014
getting drunk at your friend’s prom so hard, that you shit on a wall in front of the club where the afterparty takes place
by ugabugaa April 14, 2020