chicken bref

A medical condition, in which a hispanic third party states that someone suffering from any number of medical ailments. Typically associated with asthma, pneumonia, allergies, or any lung disease.

Doctor: Good morning Mrs. Jiminez, what seems to be the problem with your baby today?

Mrs. Jiminez: Chicken bref!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry?? what was that???

Mrs. Jiminez: I jest told jew, Chicken bref. Che started coughing last night, an her nose was running, an now CHICKEN BREF!

by breathing chickens April 28, 2010

Crit Chicken

The slang term for a moonkin druid

Look at all those crit chickens

by Druid Healz April 28, 2010

Chicken on the menu

Lesbian. Euphemism to denote a lesbian while in tasteful company so as not to cause offence.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.

Dave, "she's hot!"
Rob, "forget it, chicken on the menu."

by Politically restricted June 9, 2011

[chicken patty]

The act of lifting ones boob with your hand.

I totally jus gave him a chicken patty him

by HonkeyMcHonkHonk October 21, 2008

Chicken jousting

Jousting with chickens.
Throw the chickens as a sport.

"Did you see that guy chicken jousting?"

by 11f33red January 5, 2014

triple chicken

The act of chopping another man's chode (chode chopping), but doing it in a continuous, three strike method, while simultaneously clucking like a chicken. Brought into mainstream culture and made famous by none other than, you guessed it.... George H.W. Bush, circa 1995

Jeb better keep his guard up, he's just asking for a triple chicken..............bock BOCK!!!!

by JimmyKristidis11 June 18, 2014

Portuguese chicken

A women of Portuguese origin with nice legs and breasts.

Peter has some really nice Portuguese chicken. I'd get with her!

by 1337troll November 5, 2013