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Your mom

Your mom is a joke, a joke that lots of kids/teenagers jokes about.But sometimes gets out of hands.
Hey jimmy” “yeah what” “Your mom is so fat that she struggled to give birth to you😂” “...” “?” “So you have chosen death.”
by Bunlikesboba December 14, 2022
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Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom
Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!
by FRMac December 19, 2022
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Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
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Your mom

by Artemii January 1, 2023
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Suck Your Mom

A slur for Chinese people from the old English days, referring to Europeans fornicating with the Chinese women without their consent. Nowadays is usually used as a derogatory phrase towards friends.
"Yo Tyler I'm gonna Suck Your Mom!"
"Don't you dare bro!!!"
by RANKELMOBASTARD January 9, 2023
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Your Mom

Your mom got railed so hard by the mailman bro! (maybe it was me)
by sus6 July 2, 2023
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Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time
Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time
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