whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on its head. people who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. whale sharks only no unicorns. kill the whale shark unicorn spill its blooooood.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
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humpback whale lover

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back
guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover
by maggie pain March 22, 2010
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whale dick earring

so basically it’s a earring that is made up of whale dick, and it’s pretty hot. it smells super good and all the guys will be coming for you. it is being sold now on whaledicksRus.com u can get killer whale, or even shark dick! buy now for the extremely low price of 1938.99! go to whaledicksRus.com
mark - hey i love your earrings what are they made of?
matt - WHALE DICK BITCHHHHH
mark - OMG THATS SO HOT KISS ME RIGHT NOW I LOVE WHALE DICK EARRINGS
by DIXIESTICK March 05, 2019
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Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 June 13, 2011
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Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!
by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010
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epik funni whale

Person 1: Do you know who epik funni whale is?
Person 2: Yeah. He's cringe.
by epik funni whale December 16, 2021
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Humped-Back Whale

A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.
That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!
by The Iron Deuce November 03, 2011
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