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Vagina poop

When a woman sharts out of her vagina.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened to stacy?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She Vagina pooped dude!
by Koolkid920 April 4, 2021
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vagina rider

Man whore; a guy who sleeps around with a lot of girls.
"That guy is such a vagina rider."-Girl #1
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2
by oreokorspesplash September 12, 2010
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Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
by Lifeeggs February 4, 2020
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Diet vagina

(N) A vagina with little to no scent or taste
"She keeps herself so clean, it's like a diet vagina down there."
by JackJames52 September 18, 2016
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Sleeve vagina

A sleeve vagina is a sleeve filled with vaginal fluid or lube overflowing at the parts of the palm and wrist. Giving a sleeve vagina is similar to a handjob with the risk of ruining your clothes.
Guy 1: So what happen after we left last night?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?
by Whythefucc69 March 24, 2020
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Salty Vagina

When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.
Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.
by OneWorkingMan November 2, 2018
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Vagina Jockey

Someone who is constantly horny, and their mind has gotten so horny that they cannot think straight. Only thinking of ass and boobs, has clouded the mind
Guy1: you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Bro you've been checking out girls all day, slow down you Vagina Jockey
by Alkaline Water July 4, 2022
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