Chris Brown

a man beating a woman

SHUT UP, before i chris brown you girl!

by Kota Bus February 14, 2009

chris richardson

Chris Richardson was the hottie from American Idol Season 6 (along with Blake Lewis). He got voted off on Bon Jovi/Idol Gives Back week finishing in 5th place. Some say he was voted off because of his Justin Timberlake-similiarities. His fanbase was called The Richness. His fanbase with Blake Lewis was called CAKE, BLISS, or MURTLE.

Did you see Cake last night? Blake Lewis and Chris Richardson were both amazingly hott.

by iheartblakelewis August 12, 2007

Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.

I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker

by Abu_sme September 30, 2007

Chris Sip

The act of consuming a 12oz. beer in one to two short gulps. Overabuse of the Chris Sip will often end up in you hurting John.

Your going to be so fucking wasted if you keep taking those ginormous Chris Sips bitch! Then you might hurt John's hand playing mercy.

by fucking wasted January 2, 2009

Chris evans

He’s a big fine man who plays captain America in the avengers

Girl: do you know Chris Evans

Me: yes he’s my daddy

by Myeehaw October 16, 2019

Chris Griffin

Chris Griffin is the 2nd child of Peter and Lois Griffin, and the brother of Meg and Stewie Griffin. He acts like a child sometimes, even though he is in high school. Chris Has no friends

I do not like Chris Griffin at all

by cj-is-terrible July 2, 2019

Chris drunk

Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.

Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.

by IamME33 September 22, 2009