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Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
by Kike-O October 14, 2009
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three holes

What all bitches are.
hole one - mouth
hole two - pussy
hole three - ass
by loco asshole February 12, 2005
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Number three

Mixture of pee and poop - diharreah.
Number one - Pee
Number two - Poop
Number three - Diharreah
by holymoley222 December 22, 2013
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Three Draw Fuck Up

A Marijuana - consuming game following the rules of an ordinary round of "indian", "killer" or basically the game in which the joint is passed around in a circle, and each "player" must hold in the smoke until their next turn, or they get called a pussy or other such insults. The only difference in Three Draw Fuck Up is that instead of taking one draw and holding until next turn, three draws are taken. Pretty self explantory, really.
"Hey guys, fancy a game of Three Draw Fuck Up?"
by Ninja_448 June 25, 2008
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Three Ball Monty

A game which can be played using your dong and balls.It involves pinching the skin over your unit to match your balls.The trick is to have someone guess which one isn't a ball.A great game for your wife or girlfriend , or a co-worker who you think is a total douche.
Copsey was on a winning streak last night,while playing Three Ball Monty, clearly identifying my frank from the beans.Don't challenge the master he can sniff cock out like a drug sniffing canine.
by Rick Ling the DubTown Menace October 23, 2008
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Threetarded

A word to describe a poor connection to the '3' mobile phone network.

The '3' network is highly disputed among most (including 3 customers) to have the crappiest coverage of all of the UK mobile networks.
Sorry, my signal just cut out. I think my phone's just being Threetarded.
by KevalD April 29, 2009
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Three Second Miracle

The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.
Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"
by KeithPhef May 6, 2009
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