Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm

Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee

by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.

She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.

by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024

Polish Threads

An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.

•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus

•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads

Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!

Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!

by moinstavich May 21, 2019

Pulled a Polish

When you fail to deploy your parachute in time and down yourself in Warzone

“Boys, I just pulled a polish.”
“Lmfao, this guy just pulled a polish”

by LordMo7 July 28, 2021

Polish Jesus

Very cool kid known as "chill guy" or "depression god"
Long-hair guy, no-smoke and Shephard lover and not sure about that
Loves life and no smoke for sureee
When they ask me: "Watchuuu doinggg?" I answer: " VINTAGE and I'm good"

Girl 1: Have you seen the new student Polish Jesus, he looks quite focus on studies and minimalistic
Girl 2: Are you sureeeee&watchuu doinggg???
Girl 3: Shephard likes this Polish Jesus for sureeee.

by Lil Khan December 11, 2019

Polish Roulette

It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.

To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.

Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.

Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?

Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.

by HorseJerky1776 May 18, 2020

Polish outhouse

1: When a woman's thighs are the same size as their buttocks.

2: cankles, but it's thighs.

The only reason I go to the gym is to stare at thick girls doing squats, the ones built like Polish Outhouses.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024