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muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina
when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina
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Dust in the Muff

After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.
I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.
by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022
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Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009
mugGet the Sped Muffmug.

muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head
She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.
by king.tee May 23, 2018
mugGet the muffmug.

earth muff

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017
mugGet the earth muffmug.

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020
mugGet the muff merchantmug.

muff

someone you lies to everyone and involves their mom in everything.
she's a muff
by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020
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