biscuit face

A person whose face you just want to pound like a blob of gooey biscuit mix.

She called me a bitch, and I wanted to punch her just like the rest of her biscuit face friends.

Shut up before you become a biscuit face.

by bebivens March 10, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

spray your man juice on a biscuit and if you spray it last you gotta eat it.

AHAHAH, you gotta eat dat soggy biscuit

by AlexCr December 21, 2008

Whisker Biscuit

Womans vagina with pubic hair

That my freind is the hairiest whisker biscuit I've ever seen.

by phev January 22, 2007

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

1. An old theatre warmup that became such a notoriously difficult tongue-twister, that even Cards Against Humanity uses it as one of their cards.

2. A phrase to say whenever one of your friends is tongue-tied, to remind them just how bad at saying words in their own language they are.

Bailey cannot say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer, let us all point and laugh!

by ALSAT January 6, 2021

Biscuit Basket

A place where women throw their used pads and tampons resulting in a foul smell and dense air.

My grandfather says that the women's visitor bathroom at the jail smells like a biscuit basket.

by Sailorman123 February 22, 2021

Biscuit muncher

one who spends a lot of time in meetings drinking coffee and eating biscuits. Usually spending more time on managing the biscuit rota than on anything that is actually constructive in terms of the problem or problems at hand.

"OMG, thats the fifth meeting today. &*cking biscuit munchers!"

by gobby_lad May 6, 2015

Biscuit nigga

A mother fucker who is flaky. They’re conversation is dry and they are phony as hell. They ain’t bout the life that they claim. When push come to shove you can’t depend on them for shit.

Example: He tried to get some ass but he made me pay for my own all star special when we went to Waffle House .He a biscuit nigga. Example: She called my phone claiming I fucked her baby daddy. Bitch I don’t want his broke ass. That nigga a biscuit and so is she.

by Nadianympho April 21, 2019