Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

Austin Line

Is a disc golf line to the basket that is so brave that Simon lizotte wouldn’t do it

Woah dude! That’s definitely an Austin line!

by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022

Austin

A male boyfriend commonly found in a cage or doghouse. Resulting in late video game playing or going home early.

Hey Austin, rip? No, 11:30

by Dhwiei November 23, 2021

Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

Austin

That one person that will love you no matter what, that will be there for you in good and bad times, someone who puts others before himself, someone lovable .

Austin always is here

by No one that matters March 1, 2018

Austin Roesner

A bitchass who always yoinks kills in rainbow six siege and can't play doc for shit.

Austin Roesner, stop stealing my kills aut monkey.

by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018

Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020