Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Redneck

Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.

Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.

by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020

redneck streaking

A red neck that shit in his/her pants

Are you redneck streaking?!

by Lander Tbong January 1, 2017

Redneck

Aint nothin wrong with a bit of cousin fuckin

Redneck 's often live in the south of the U.S.A.

by Jonas Valanciunas August 6, 2018

Redneck

“The perfect yee yee redneck”

This is a Zach bass redneck situation

by Detelitenick October 21, 2022

redneck

usually lives in clanton alabama, drives a white truck, has longer hair than his momma, wears duck unlimted shirts, and has a CB whip on the back of there truck

That boy dakota st.john is a redneck.

by kglenn March 15, 2017