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nipple mafia

a highly secretive underground gang of nipples who find joy in reading the ingredients on food packaging. They live and work for the NIA (Nipple intellegance agency.) They also keep order between the faces and the blanks. {see "face" or "blank"}
You think your illegal cock fighting ring is unstoppable? well wait till the nipple mafia catches on!!
by pat's face July 14, 2003
mugGet the nipple mafiamug.

nipple gage

The size of the piercing hole for you nipple. Some nipples have been known to be gaged as much as 16 inches.
Dustin: "I just got a larger nipple gage"
Ethan: "wow"
by Dustin Emerson February 21, 2008
mugGet the nipple gagemug.

nipple skank

Bitch with pierced nipples. Male or female.
That nipple skank needs some penicillin.
by doodlegaga July 13, 2010
mugGet the nipple skankmug.

Salted Nipple

A term used to describe that you want a salted rim on your bloody mary.
Bartender, give me a bloody mary, extra spicy, and with a salted nipple.
by Shmoshmech February 2, 2009
mugGet the Salted Nipplemug.

Nipple Ninja

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
mugGet the Nipple Ninjamug.

nipple rugger

during sex when your partner throws you face down on the floor and drags you so your nipples get a rug burn.
aw man, i gave Betsy the best nipple rugger!
by killlllllahjoe July 9, 2011
mugGet the nipple ruggermug.

Third Nipple

Used in the phrase "Don't take it to the third nipple!"
The "third nipple" is non-existant because it's one too many body parts we need, so it's used to refer to when someone is over reacting to something or is about to say something that's exaggerative (<-is that a word?).
"Oh my GOD!! I'm going to kill you! You lil' sonuvabitch!! Why I ought.."
"Whoa dude, don't take it to the third nipple!"
by SellOutBoy May 13, 2009
mugGet the Third Nipplemug.

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