A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
Get the Powder Room Muffmug. by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009
Get the Sped Muffmug. After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.
I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.
by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022
Get the Dust in the Muffmug. by king.tee May 23, 2018
Get the muffmug. Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017
Get the earth muffmug. by MagicRed83 April 19, 2024
Get the Muff Muzzlemug.