Brokeback Jones

A very gay dude that is sexually attracted to other men; loves to suck cock; lick penis; lick hard cock; and blow hard penis.

Dude, that was so gay, you are such a Brokeback Jones.

Dude! Get off me! Stop being a Brokeback Jones!

by GGG Money July 16, 2008

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.

"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."

by Skip Williams December 25, 2007

Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked

Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity

by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020

Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.

wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!

by bcoe January 31, 2008

Troll Jones-ing

Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.

Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"

by jonestrolljunior November 15, 2016

Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022