Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.

My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016

Double fruit stick

When someone puts two colorful dildos up another’s ass.

That gay ass fat bull in Philly tried to do a double fruit stick with me.

by Professor Wumbo March 15, 2018

Juicing Her Fruits

Feeling a girl's breats, like a ripe pair of watermelon as if you were trying to extract juice

Steve - 'How far did ya get??'
Dave - 'I was Juicing Her Fruits on the dancefloor, she was loving it'

by D4zz1e November 9, 2013

Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.

After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies

by Hubmonster January 7, 2010

Fruit Pie The Magician

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.

Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

by Mr Softey January 28, 2009

fruit loop cum

The white frosting on the outside of fruit loops after having 'milked them'

p1: "omg theres cum on my fruit loops"
p2 " no dude its just fruit loop cum"
P1 " ohh ok. nom nom nom....fruit loop cum...nom nom"

by timmy+aaron January 18, 2009

ish mu fruit

Whatever one wants it to mean.

I ish mu fruit you.
You ish mu fruit.
You're my ish mu fruit.
Ish mu fruit.

by Zachary Milburn October 14, 2006