Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble

Did you see him run down the stairs with no underwear on? He had doodle flop

by definedreasoning March 26, 2024

was a flop

When a plan or creation fails miserably

“Man, dinner was a flop” or “Lacy, your life was a total flop! You are a mistake!”

by Mango_katxoxo March 31, 2024

Flop

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

“I thought Ricky was coming.”
“Nah man, what a flop”

by Littledunebuggy June 24, 2021

Sex flops

A pair of flip flops a girl would wear when she is turned on and ready for a night of sex

OMFG, leah is going to fuck glen in the parking lot of Newbury comics tonight, she got her sex flops on

by Shaelyn hater June 26, 2021

Flip Flop Head

This is what you call someone when they are being a total inconvenience to your day by not passing to you on pro clubs. An absolute drop-in wanker

‘I’m playing pro clubs’
‘FUCKING SEND ME FLIP FLOP HEAD’

by Spunk Jar July 5, 2021