An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.
by B1GM1 July 1, 2011
Get the evil turtlemug. "Where did Josch and Fabian go with that girl?"
"Oh, they went to their place. I guess they have an evil trycilce".
"Oh, they went to their place. I guess they have an evil trycilce".
by Caveman Muro November 3, 2013
Get the evil trycilcemug. Evil twink is a metro boy who u think is ur ally/ companion but the whole time He's actually in competition with you and hates you.The metrosexual aspect to him masks the woman hating , causing him to be non suspecting. He's straight but even is somehow even gayer than a real homosexual twink. He love bombs u so he can wears ur clothes and absorb ur personality, essentially become you. Worse than a narcissist.
Omg that boy is so cute i love how he carries himself so free and non gender conforming. and hes drinking my favorite drink omg #twin.
stay away from him jessica , thats an Evil twink, he probably stole that shirt from his last girlfriend , and trust me that pornstar martini hes drinking is performative.
stay away from him jessica , thats an Evil twink, he probably stole that shirt from his last girlfriend , and trust me that pornstar martini hes drinking is performative.
by danididbad July 6, 2025
Get the Evil Twinkmug. A look you give someone you believe to be a worthless piece of shit. Commonly dishes out to let someone know you would like to stove their melon in.
Thesaurus: Salty look, stink eye.
Thesaurus: Salty look, stink eye.
Rowd boi 1 - Who's that lemon over there giving me the evils?
Rowd boi 2 -Think it's that girl we spitroasted's fiancé.
Rowd boi 1 - Oh...
Rowd boi 2 -Think it's that girl we spitroasted's fiancé.
Rowd boi 1 - Oh...
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
Get the Evilsmug. 
Scatty Al and/or Fiona💚
Synonym for an fugly green ogre who is a UwU pick me baby abusing 50 yr old Alison .
Synonym for an fugly green ogre who is a UwU pick me baby abusing 50 yr old Alison .
“ Scatty Al lurks in the dark” instead of “evil lurks in the dark.”
“She is such a Fiona!” Instead of “She is an evil ogre pick me!”
“She is such a Fiona!” Instead of “She is an evil ogre pick me!”
by wee_eejit May 29, 2022
Get the Evilmug. "That girl won't pay me any attention"
"You're too good, Dude. You're gonna have to Evil Up to get her".
"You're too good, Dude. You're gonna have to Evil Up to get her".
by ttbrowne September 26, 2008
Get the Evil Upmug.