cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.

I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.

by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019

Thunder Egg

A nug of weed that's been singed on the outside, but still has green on the inside.

Yo, don't dump that bowl! There's still a thunder egg or two in there!

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' October 17, 2015

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

by J November 26, 2003

egg sandwich

Noun: A fart that smells like rotten eggs generally caused by eating too many eggs 6 to 12 hours prior to expulsion. The gas is then cupped in the perpetrator's hand and offered to a friend by putting it under their nose directly in front of their face.

Knowing I had several hard boiled eggs at the barbeque this afternoon I was confident that I could deliver a potent egg sandwich to Jimmy while he was concentrating on beating Tom in FIFA '03.

by Isaacology October 15, 2006

Crack an Egg

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.

"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."

by Boobafet August 27, 2014

wobbly eggs

British slang for downers. (xanax, valium, etc.)

He doesn't remember what happened last night because he ate those wobbly eggs.

by happilyoblivious May 27, 2009

gully egg

'Gully Egg' is a person, usually old who randomly collects cans, bottles and other items of supposed value from rubbish bins in high population public areas, seemingly with no or little shame.The word derives froma the word 'gull' and what comes from the gull, being an egg.

Oh man, look at that gully egg with his head halfway buried in that bin.

by Bear necess April 19, 2006