Mike Jones!

A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.

Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???

by HonusP July 27, 2010

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.

"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."

by Skip Williams December 25, 2007

Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked

Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity

by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020

Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.

wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!

by bcoe January 31, 2008

Game On Bob Jones!!!

The best phrase to hear at 8:15 on a Monday morning

Lambert - "Remember, if you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Game On Bob Jones!!!"

by The Rockin' Bob February 28, 2022

Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018