by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024


When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021

by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.
Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.
Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 12, 2022

by Dirty Mario Judha September 23, 2023
