Take Aim

A wonderfully British band, very punk, very rock. Winners of the Battle of the Bands 2004, lovers of Blink 182 (but don't hold it against them) and generally all-round good Christians!

"I saw Take Aim tonight. They were good. I think. I wasn't really listening."

by Stephen Thomas November 12, 2004

take a dig

to take an extremely large shit after a large meal, sleeping, ect.

Holy shit! I gotta take a dig before I shit my pants!

by the men were pigs September 14, 2003

Take a Picture

1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.

2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'

This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!

We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.

by Jack Dreesen May 26, 2004

take a William

when you gotta take a dump jsut say--i gotta take a William SHATTer--emphasis on the SHATT. You canalos use the abbreviated version "take a William" -- only works with audiences familiar with the saying.

I got visit my old friend Mr. William Shattner.

Damn, I think I feel a turtle head, I gotta go take a William

by Kraticus--Roman Warrior February 12, 2005

Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit

Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.

by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015

Take it to Facebook

When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.

Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.

by Analogy Queen NJ March 3, 2010

cant take it

Some who can’t take anything serious, and continuously laughs at there own jokes or the same jokes all the time. This person is most likely making a joke out of every life situation and feeds off the same jokes just to make them selfs laugh.

Dang y’all still talking about that, y’all cant take it.

by Cant take it May 15, 2018