Rectum Tree

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

by erecka. July 31, 2009

tree-check

The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.

I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.

by a bananarchist March 5, 2009

Trees on deck

Trees on deck means a drug dealer has drugs available for sale.

Hmu, i got trees on deck

by Brooklyn1256 May 31, 2017

The Brotherhood of the Tree

A group of people who enjoy having sex with tree's and worshiping The Maple Tree as their God. They live under Weeping Willows and only come out after the winter equinox.

Man did you see those freaks doing that shit to the tree?

Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.

by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008

Tree-ist

A person that believes everything simply can be planted and grown on trees.

Man #1: Awww damn, I only have one of those awesome fuzzy pink highlighters left!

Man #2: Hey, don't worry! Just plant it, and give it attention, and in about 6 to 8 weeks, there will be an "awesome fuzzy pink highlighter tree" where you can harvest them and use them for all of your needs!

Man #1: Dude, you're such a tree-ist, you can't plant those!

by Charli3 March 28, 2008

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018