Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019

earth muff

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017

muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head

She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.

by king.tee May 23, 2018