Tailtomer

To wake up with a sharp butter knife jabbed in your spinal cord.

mick woke up on a tailtomer

by Mexiborg August 22, 2006

tailen

A Very Sexy Small man That Loves To Fuk

Your are a Tailen

by Whos Mans Is This December 11, 2017

Taileia

Sean's little kitten.

Scott: "Did u see sean's little kitten?"
Chad: "Yea... His Taileia!"

by Hooters17!@ August 29, 2021

Bombay Tailpipe

1. When your girlfriend falls asleep facedown after sex, and you take your lit cigarette and stick it in her ass crack.

2. When your friend with really bad breath takes a hit off a bong, and blows the nasty smoke in everyone's face

Rasheed: Damn that shit is strong
Elliot: Dude, brush your teeth, you just shot me with a Bombay Tailpipe

by NastyRajeev March 12, 2011

power tail

A longer and thicker version of the rat tail. Bitches can't keep their hands out of it. It derived from the sport of lacrosse, when a young man wanted to grow something as equal to the Jedi braid. Who know's maybe his bros liked to see it flow out the back of his helmet.

#1. Nice mullet bro! Hey man that's no mullet! Its clearly a power tail!
#2. Ewww what is that gross thing growing on the back of your head? That's a power tail my lady, would you like to feel? Oh i love your power tail!

by LaxBroSoY February 25, 2012

Bang tail

A detachable extension to the back of an envelope, having a perforated edge and special marketing information or an order form on it.

We need to process this order of bang tails that were ordered

by zito normouse February 8, 2017

Australian Tailgate

An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.

First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.

For those whose lives are upside down, an Australian Tailgate can erase that frown.

by Lacktoesandtollerant June 13, 2018