Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
by moshi_moshi May 15, 2018
Replacing the term "Blond moment." This is a moment so utterly idiotic, that it can easily be compared with the idiocy surrounding and embodying Donald trump.
by Jacomo Dingle January 18, 2017
When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
by Sambiase December 13, 2016
by frishy January 27, 2019
by Shlabadoo June 14, 2017
When you come up with some idiotic rule that you are too much of a punk to enforce just like Trump and his travel ban. Trump checking usually ends up with the individual looking like a weak idiot in public and becoming the butt of endless jokes.
Dude I tried to get my girlfriend to wax my car last night and she trump checked me in front of the whole trailer park. Now everyone thinks I'm a bitch.
by realrepublican1 February 05, 2017
by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016