santee

Everyone knows that "Santee" is a little town in SC, on Lake Marion, where a fish person can catch a HUGE bass.

Let's drive down to Santee at catch us some bass.
Lookin' for big bass? Go fish Santee.

by The Mouse September 25, 2006

Santa

a not real characters, also if u mix up the letters in santa

S-A-N-T-A u can get satan

Me:hey kids

kids: hi mister, are u santa??

Me:no santas not real

kids:*crying*

Me:laughs

by Kenny22 February 14, 2008

Santa_Owns

That guy that thinks he's better than everyone else but in reality knows he'll never stack up.

Santa_Owns just got pwned by a n00b.

by Jeremy Van Bastard March 5, 2005

Santa

First put in picture by Coca-Cola in the being of the 20th Century. Now He has been cloned so everybody can see him at every shopcenter.

Mom : Do you want to take a picture with Santa?
Child: No, he smells weird!

by Kherozen December 19, 2003

Secret Santa

When someone is asleep and they roll over so that their hand is laying open to the side, one ejaculates into the palm so they wake up with a sticky present in the morning.

Why is my hand so sticky?
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd

by 6thHourStudyHall November 22, 2010

Santa

The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?

Santa is just like Christ, they are both myths

by Tyler Malone March 22, 2008

Santa

Synonym for big, fat lie. When children are about 10 years old, their santa-genes evolve and they realize the truth, that Santa is a lie.

Oh come on, kid! Santa is a big, fat lie!

by Wise, young man (Frosty) January 8, 2009