Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 24, 2022

sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022

shandy

smash or would smash

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot”

by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022

sandy island

A Fake island that was on maps for the longest time for no known reason.
The only thing we guessed is that someone saw a big rock that has probably sunk by now in the water and a dude named it sandy island.

Sailor numero 1: Woah dude you see that?
Sailor numero 2: That big rock?
Sailor numero 1: Nah I think it's an island.
Sailor numero 2: Thats obviously a rock!
Sailor numero 1 : Ima name it sandy island and put it on the map.
Sailor numero 2: I can't deal with you sometimes.
Sailor numero 1: I know.
Sailor numero 2: Ugh.

by Moss rock January 4, 2023

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.

Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!

by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023

Spancy

Spanish + Fancy
Growing up we used this term when something was fancy with a Latin twist.

"Tia Sara came in looking all spancy in her red dress and marigold broche."

by mavenraven April 10, 2023