Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.

"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by lack of paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.

by Cobra511 May 10, 2011

Snarf

South Jersey(Margate) (n)- Slang term for a cigarette

Yo you tryin to bust a snarf.
lets go snarf a riff.

by Alex Sacchetti December 29, 2007

snarfer

one who is in the process of drinking something when something forces that person to laugh, resulting in the drink being psrayed via the nose.

jessica snarfed everywhere; what a snarfer.

by Malu December 13, 2003

snarf

it can be used as a substitute for a offensive word. yet when used in this context it is actually magnifying the offensiveness of the original word.

for example if you tell someone " your whore" you would say " your a snarf"

or something like "hell this is motherfucking good" you would say "hell this is mothersnarfing good.

by hot reaper March 4, 2008

snarf

A particularly douchey thing to say at any given moment.

"George Bush is stupid"
"You're such a douche"
"Why thank you, SNARF!"

by Jimmy J. Johnson December 22, 2007

snarf

An action that involves pushing another person's nose upwards into a 'pig-style' nose with your index and middle fingers.

I snarfed Ben yesterday, he totally wasn't expecting it.

Get the snarfs in!

by Flisssssssss January 3, 2009

snark

s sexy woman or hot chick

"that chick is snark" or "...she was a snarky bird"

by wazza June 20, 2003