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Got real bad

The act of getting intoxicated and performing an act that you would not normally do.
Hausman got real bad last night at Bot's and hooked up with Harvey Wallbanger. Last time we saw him he was washing the gay off his penis.
by R. DiCerbo March 8, 2013
mugGet the Got real badmug.

Real ID Act

Worse than the Patriot Act. Will put Homeland Security above the law. Heil Dubya!
SEC 102. WAIVER OF LAWS NECESSARY FOR IMPROVEMENT OF BARRIERS AT BORDERS.

Section 102(c) of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 (8 U.S.C. 1103 note) is amended to read as follows:


`(c) Waiver-


`(1) IN GENERAL- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall have the authority to waive, and shall waive, all laws such Secretary, in such Secretary's sole discretion, determines necessary to ensure expeditious construction of the barriers and roads under this section.


`(2) NO JUDICIAL REVIEW- Notwithstanding any other provision of law (statutory or nonstatutory), no court shall have jurisdiction--




`(A) to hear any cause or claim arising from any action undertaken, or any decision made, by the Secretary of Homeland Security pursuant to paragraph (1); or

`(B) to order compensatory, declaratory, injunctive, equitable, or any other relief for damage alleged to arise from any such action or decision.'.
by Caleb Grant February 5, 2005
mugGet the Real ID Actmug.

Puta Real Madrid

A very comoon phrase you can hear during a Spanish football match If Real Madrid plays (specially during a derby against Atleti or a clásico against Barça). Means "Fuck Real Madrid".
¿¡DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT GOAL WAS ON OFF-SIDE, THEY PAID THE REFEREE, ¡PUTA REAL MADRID!
by Alvaricles22 March 1, 2018
mugGet the Puta Real Madridmug.

real-life

My own shorthand for real-life meeting with a previously strictly online acquintance.
My man and I had our first real-life last year. Disastrous as it was, we were able to overcome our difficulties and hope to have another real-life soon.
by +miss m+ March 7, 2004
mugGet the real-lifemug.

real nibba hours

the time between 7:30 PM and 2:30 AM when real shit goes down
by thetotes May 27, 2017
mugGet the real nibba hoursmug.

yo chat is this real?

A common generic question often asked by twitch streamers to their viewers when shown a meme/video etc. they don't understand

Usually said as a reply to some random outlandish statement/meme
by Nsund195 June 3, 2023
mugGet the yo chat is this real?mug.

josh isn't real

Clique meme and reference to the famous forest fic for twenty one pilots which you should read.
I told you tyler, josh isn't real.
by simune August 16, 2017
mugGet the josh isn't realmug.

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