a proper zeta

A full on 'Zeta' and totally knows it,uses it and flaunts it.

You'll be lucky to get off with her.

Two mates talking about a night out,
"mate, you should have seen the birds,there was one 'a proper zeta"
"not a chance then!"
"naa,but good to look at"

by Atez November 10, 2008

Transitive Property of Bro

If around enough Bro's, the others around the Bro's will then become themselves more Bro

If Ryan is 3/4 Bro and I'm full Bro , then by the Transitive Property of Bro, Kenny is 1/4 Bro

by Scootdog7 December 4, 2010

Mr. Proper

A Mr. Proper is a teacher who is very ... Interesting. Examples of him would be that he loves when his students bring him in random trinkets such as rubber chickens and jar jar binks masks complete with light sabers. You will either love this teacher or hate them but they are definitely out of the ordinary!

Jeremy Proper
Profesor McGonagle
Hagrid
Profeser Flitwick

Student 1: dude I have Mr. X's class next!
Student 2: he is such a Mr. Proper... I love his class!

by Blondie8383 January 19, 2010

poser

a immitator of someone else

You are a britney poser!

by coca December 23, 2003

poser

Hmm. . .could be a tricky one. For the most part, posers are considered to be people who try to fit in with a certain subculture. The most common ones (subcultures) are goths, punks, skaters, emo etc.
There is also other problems posers present:
1) People who are not trying to be a goth/skater/punk/emo etc. may run the risk of being verbally/physically assaulted by the said stereotype, because they believe that the person is a 'poser', and must therefore be eliminated.
2) It becomes difficult to tell the posers and the 'real thing' apart.
3) How do you define a poser? Someone who likes to wear black clothes and listen to more mainstream music than *and everyone shall die drowning in my river of tears slit blood autumn death hearbreak*? Is anyone who likes to skate but is not crazy about it a poser?

1) I was in town today, and a crowd of 'non poser goths' started yelling that I was a poser, simply because I was wearing a black top. They did not take into account the fact that i had a bag which clearly displayed the words 'I Love Kelly Clarkson and Shayne Wark 4 Eva' in btight pink.

2) I saw two skaters today, and my friend told me one of them was a poser. I could not figure out which one it was, until the one on the left came up to me and said 'Yeah? You startin'? You ****ing chav, you ****ing poser'. I could soon make up my mind.

3) I decided to listen to a band that more than 5 people have heard of, and my goth older brother called me a poser and threw me down the stairs.

by Nina Ellen May 6, 2006

poser

a poser is someone that will try and be wot there not and therefore when ur a mosher and there tryin to be one by sayin i mosh everyday even though u see them go to the shop with there mum every day and must be in at 7 o clock and i f"£%ing hate them one poser told me that cradle of filth is goth hahah even though bauhaus and the cure etc is goth thanx for reading my definition bye bye

poser goth:lets go listen to cradle of filth and drink blood man

goth: (walks away)

by mosherboy666 April 6, 2007

self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005