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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
mugGet the We've had Polish burglarsmug.

polishing the coral

When a woman uses her hands or feet, to stimulate a man’s private parts whilst underwater.
I was hanging out in the hot tub with Susan, and all of a sudden she began polishing the coral, all whilst holding a glass a champagne.
by Capt. Stillman December 24, 2023
mugGet the polishing the coralmug.

Polish wind tunnel

When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.
You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.
by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Polish wind tunnelmug.

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Hey dude, what do you use to polish your boots?
Oh I use Rub D.N. Boot Polish ,it's for Deez Nuts.
by D.N. Boot Polish February 23, 2023
mugGet the Rub D.N. Boot Polishmug.

Polish Hangover

Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.
For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!

A Polish Hangover!
by NOT Anrob July 23, 2017
mugGet the Polish Hangovermug.

Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class
alan during polish class - waers a hoodie
by habadabalove April 26, 2021
mugGet the Alan during polish classmug.

polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.
"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"
by Yoford July 18, 2016
mugGet the polish the kegmug.

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