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Fuzzy Pickles

1) a statement to distract people when they are about to hit you so you can hit them first or run away
2) the statement old white men whisper into teenage girls' ears at the zoo
"Fuzzy pickles beautiful," whispered the creepy old man into my ear and i was taking a picture of someone
by katy_bug July 29, 2011
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pickle smoocher

ambiguosly gay fraternity members who act as heterosexually as possible
"look at Gary hit on those sorority girls, everyone knows he's such a pickle smoocher"
by skott klla December 18, 2005
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bitch pickle

1.one of my favorite insults. for when someone goes beond being a bitch.
2.sometimes used for its slightly amusing sound to lessen the insult.
Me: Dude your such a fucking bitch pickle!
Jacob: WTF! HAHA!
Me: HA!
by Felix13 April 23, 2008
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Douche Pickle

some loser guy that is pretty much a man whore.
by ilikedyou October 25, 2011
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Pickle Dick

When you get to drunk to have sex and you go limp during sex.

(Especially during long distance relationships, when sex is rare.)
Tyler: Oh shit I just went limp.
Nicole: What the fuck you and your pickle dick!
by Hey Zues Christ November 1, 2009
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Toke and Pickle

When fat gay Alaskan men fool around with Amish butt hole
Man Elias gave that Amish girl the toke and pickle last night
by Elias69 July 12, 2007
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dirty pickle

When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.
The man and woman had to shower intensely after they both did the dirty pickle.
by jojo March 4, 2004
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