period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

And that’s on period

When something is final, when you totally agree with.

- I think I’m breaking up with jake, he’s so bad for me

- and that’s on period

by CarolsRB;) December 2, 2020

Man period

When a man shits his pants witch happens at least once a year if not more

Man I just had my man period for 2020

by Pat997 December 2, 2020

The Periodic Table

6A's secret language that Mr. Hyatt and Teacher Harrison know about. The language has many words that I will not give examples of.

83-43-1 is an example of how the word should be written in the language.
The Periodic Table is also known for learning elements in science class

by iwnfbfie December 9, 2020

The Manitoba Period

Rather than ending a sentence in a traditional sense, Manitobans finish them with the word “fuck”.

The Manitoba Period = fuck
Why’s it so cold out fuck?
Let’s go fuck.
Grab me the keys fuck.

by thesehands5 December 24, 2020

Period

Literal bloodshed.

A girl's period is rife with pain, chaos, and senseless bloodshed.

by cookiesandmilk712 January 7, 2021

Period

Every month some people have to go through an intense amount of pain. Torture even. The period usually lasts like 3-9 days or sumn idk. In those days our uterus will have some eggs travel through. The path the what decide to take is pretty small compared to the road and that is where the torture comes in. It is pain. Pure pain. It’s a hard thing to describe really but just imagine have a million swords pushed hard into ur very lower stomach but 10 times worse. On top of that blood comes out of the vagina too. As everyone calls it, Niagara falls comes out. Imagine cutting half of a cows leg off and just leaving it there. My guess is that the blood from the leg will start flowing out uncontrollably just like the period.

I am on my period and i will brutally murder you. Yours sincerely.

by Adam Devine January 15, 2021