Period

A fucking blood shit hole that women go threw, and are probably on the verge of killing themselves because they're so done with bleeding just to know " HOLY SHIT! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!."

"I got my fucking period."

You: Snail trail?

Coochie: No, Blood :)

by ShitStain#1 April 7, 2022

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Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

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Literal bloodshed.

A girl's period is rife with pain, chaos, and senseless bloodshed.

by cookiesandmilk712 January 7, 2021

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Every month some people have to go through an intense amount of pain. Torture even. The period usually lasts like 3-9 days or sumn idk. In those days our uterus will have some eggs travel through. The path the what decide to take is pretty small compared to the road and that is where the torture comes in. It is pain. Pure pain. It’s a hard thing to describe really but just imagine have a million swords pushed hard into ur very lower stomach but 10 times worse. On top of that blood comes out of the vagina too. As everyone calls it, Niagara falls comes out. Imagine cutting half of a cows leg off and just leaving it there. My guess is that the blood from the leg will start flowing out uncontrollably just like the period.

I am on my period and i will brutally murder you. Yours sincerely.

by Adam Devine January 15, 2021

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