Pessian

A pessian is someone who is obsessed with Lionel Messi , or pessi, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter and other social medias

Look I rationed that pessian meat rider

by Laxu June 7, 2023

PepsiColie

10 FL ounces Pepsi-Cola, one part Sour Apple Schnapps, 1 part HQ blue rasberry

Alcoholic beverage of the best variety.

"Damn this tastes good"
"Of course, it's a PepsiColie"

by Colie November 15, 2003

Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.

Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.

by The artist formerly unknown as Chi May 2, 2007

passivemassive

getting high from passive smoking

person1:why is shauna acting so mashed?
person2:she got passivemassive off davids splif

by andija January 31, 2009

passive aggressive patriot

A person who walks around in public with rifles and hand guns exposed to try and show how tough they are and intimidate the people around them. active shooter, rifle, gun, mass shooting, mass casualty, homocide, hand gun, concealed weapon, terrorism, terrorist, disgruntled employee, news, CNN, Fox news, police, SWAT, shooting

Look out on aisle 10, we got a passive aggressive patriot parading around with his AR-15 on his shoulder.

by joecoolthefool July 17, 2016

pensing

Denying or rebuking with a condescending, dismissive smile. Sometimes accompanied by a slight of the head.

Finally emerging to address a crowd of mothers demanding to know if their water supplies had been poisoned, the mayor's pensing demeanor only increased frustration for the citizens.

by AisforAbortion October 10, 2016

Pepsi

When one mixes half a vat of coca cola and half a vat of water, then proceeds to bottle it and sell it, Pepsi is created.

Does this Coke taste a bit watered down? Yeah, cause it's Pepsi.

by angrysuperhawk August 3, 2017