Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009

Ownager

A person who owns a shop and is also the manager

I don't just own the shop I'm the ownager.

by Dhdjksbdb October 20, 2017

i'owno

A back woods, country way of saying, "I don't know." Typically for those who are too lazy to use proper grammar.

Jake: Hey Jeremy, dude, where'd your mom put those empanadas?

Jeremy: I'owno, dude. Go ask Carlos.

by MelanietheGreat December 27, 2008

kuh-owned

similar to owned, but on a higher, awesomer level. Trademarked by Zach and Ash.

"omg. my head totally just got blown off in gta."
"KUH-OWNED!"

by Ashley Simon December 16, 2007

Car Owner Boner

Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.

I got a flat but its okay because after I changed my tire I was rewarded with a car owner boner

by conan12 February 22, 2011

take ownership

Being forced to take on someone else's shit jobs

Boss - Hi I need you to Take Ownership of cleaning the toilet...

Worker - I need you to Take Ownership of my arse

by Rudebwoy39 November 21, 2017

Rogue Copyright Owner

A group that claims to be either a Copyright owner or holder when in reality, are actually a criminal organization that sends copyright claims to ones work just to steal the creator's money, only to abuse several copyright laws such as DMCA.

Person 1: Yo, my music video on YouTube just got copyright striked for no reason and this company claims to have own it!

Person 2: Hmmm... must be a Rogue Copyright Owner.

by Obstagoon December 14, 2018