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spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014
mugGet the spit postmug.

spit in that butt

Opening ones anus & spitting into it.
Damn baby! Let me spit in that butt!!
by Loudtimeswithar October 30, 2017
mugGet the spit in that buttmug.

spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.
joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.
by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018
mugGet the spit lifemug.

Spit

*Spits on the ground* Guy that stepped into it: What the---
by DreamTechno2013 March 2, 2023
mugGet the Spitmug.

Gage on her own spit

When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow
She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.
by BallHammer December 30, 2010
mugGet the Gage on her own spitmug.

Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"
by Used2Bscrubs August 10, 2024
mugGet the Dick Spit Hitmug.

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