A term of endearment similar to short king, but specifically for smaller men who are respectful, somewhat submissive, but still sexy.
by AshBub35 August 5, 2022

Another name for a clitoris of a ticklish woman as most men have no idea what or where a clitoris is.
John: "Yeah I stroked her until she snorted!"
Bill: "Yeah I'm pretty sure you found her laugh Button"
Bill: "Yeah I'm pretty sure you found her laugh Button"
by CCMar August 8, 2023


by HollowLlama January 26, 2018

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.
When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.
by SuperXY January 1, 2014

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
