Metal Health

Well, I'm an axe grinder
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack

Well, now you're here, there's no way back
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

Sports Metal

an alternative (mostly European) name for the musical genre commonly known as Nu Metal, referring to the performers' affinity for athletic wear (hats, jerseys, etc.) and the music's prominence in sports video games and broadcasts.

(European accent) I'm getting really into sports metal. I just discovered this band called Limp Bizkit, have you heard of them?

by realartax August 16, 2023

Gloss Metal

Metal that is inspired by pop but retains it's essence of heaviness and technical playing. Also characterised by glossier/ poppy aesthetics in the music video.
Eg: The new Architects, Unprocessed.

Love the new gloss metal.

by witty_donor November 14, 2020

Metal Elitist

A person who claims thrash metal, outside of the big four(Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and Anthrax), is the best genre of music. They also claim their music is better than anything you listen to. Also known as a metal snob.

Evan you are such a Metal elitist for saying thrash metal is better than the music I listen to.

by Zrey October 28, 2020

the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

Metal Drinkbottle

It's mainly used for drinking water, although you can also use this blunt object as a devastating, badass weapon. It is also a long-range weapon for the strong throwers out there. It acts just like Thor's hammer and attracts electricity for extra damage. Just make sure it is full or empty for long throws. This weapon is usually yielded by the Gods.
Stats:
Damage:

Full: 6050
Empty:3000

Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range

God used Metal Drinkbottle
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."

by Some Rando(notranga) September 6, 2022

metal malachite

An upcoming Pokémon game that you should play….. when it comes out.

I LOVE METAL MALACHITE

by Chainedless May 9, 2022