An awkward, clueless dork possessing no mojo or confidence with the ladies. The kind of guy who'll get hopelessly tangled up trying to undo a bra strap (should he ever fluke getting that close), or get his dick caught in his zipper at the key moment.
by dogwater September 6, 2010
Get the tit fumbler mug.man that party was the nipples on the tits!
friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits
friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits
by zink101 September 21, 2011
Get the nipples on the tits mug.The process of slapping of phsically causing pain to the breastal tissue of ones sexual partner until the point that they are red; To abuse breast tissue for sexual pleasure
Andrew asked the referee if he could give her fire tits. When she replied shocked, he stated that he actually said "fire places".
Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.
Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.
Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.
Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.
by Pseudomym February 28, 2009
Get the Fire Tits mug.(v) the act of doing too much work, aka "picking up the slack"
Also used to describe when someone is on your case.
Also used to describe when someone is on your case.
All the interns are idiots, I'm tired of milking tits around here.
My boss is all over me today, he's really milking my tits.
My boss is all over me today, he's really milking my tits.
by Boom-shocka-locka6 November 3, 2015
Get the milking tits mug.An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.
Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010
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