Maria

A loser who loses everything. Especially to kids named Ben

Maria is SUCH a loser

by soccersurf123 May 15, 2019

Maria

two-faced bitch who will leave you for some dumb cunt. nice at first but will make you feel horrible about yourself.

hey whos that girl?
thats the maria girl, shes a cunt.

by fuckmepapi August 28, 2019

Mariah Carey

She looks like an orangutan. Her early career consisted of her behind bars at the Zoo as Fufu the orangutan.

Man, mariah carey sure does look like she de-evolved back into an ape

by himynameisel April 1, 2009

Mariam

she thinks she knows things but she doesn't, and she's very loud. she also doesn't mind her buisness. Despite her nosiness, she is a very loyal and verryyy innocent. she is funny and can play sports

"yeah girl. i saw Mariam threw that orange peel at the principle's face"

by yourfathoe December 17, 2018

Mariah

A pumpkin spice latte drinking, ventei whip cream on the side, extremely basic bitch.

Is that a whale 🐳?

No dude, it's a Mariah.

by NotMariahsBiggestFan January 23, 2017

Mariah

A Big Ass Hoe Who’s Ussually On The Eastside Of The City . She Has No Shame. Mariah’s Are Often Built Nasty, & Most Likely Have STD’s

Aye There Go Dat Trick Mariah Tell That Bitch To Go Home.

by Nocap March 2, 2019

Mariah

Really fake bitch, kind of ugly with no sense of humour at all. likes to spread her legs to all the guys but smells like fish

that mariah girl smells like fish

by dinosaursareprettycool August 30, 2019