Muff Cabbage

Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.

Zach was pure muff cabbage today.

by Hoodrat$hit October 17, 2014

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

Muff Head

A person who can fit an entire head in their vagina. Also used as a derogatory way of saying a woman has a loose vagina

"Yo Doug, Stacy is such a fucking muff head dude like god damn".

by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

Rainbow muff dive

When lesbians eat pussy

I love watching a rainbow muff dive!

by Mr(always)Right May 26, 2023