When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory
-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
by mistermorgan October 16, 2022

A game were you explore the world in survival or build what ever comes out of your mind in creative! It is a very exciting game! It is on PC, Mobile, Xbox, Play Station and more. You can play on servers or on your own! Big youtubers play it such as DanTDM and Stampy.
by PobloxSucks November 3, 2018

by anonymous April 5, 2021

by Maxaronic November 13, 2020

evil minecraft is a sinister empire of digital domination, a franchise spawned from the depths of Mojang Studios (once a mere indie studio, now a puppet of the corporate behemoth Microsoft). Conceived as a simple game, it has since mutated into a sprawling, omnipresent force, corrupting minds with its blocky landscapes and endless addiction loops. Under Microsoft's iron grip since 2014, the franchise has expanded its grasp beyond the game itself—spawning a legion of spin-offs, books, merchandise, insidious events, and even a looming cinematic spectacle designed to ensnare yet more victims. No corner of the world is safe from its pixelated influence.
by anonymous February 27, 2025

One of the greatest games of the 21st century. It helped raise a new generation of people young and old, and has helped millions. A very impactful and enjoyable game to play with friends or by yourself. Truly a masterpiece
Friend #1: Hey man what’s up?
Friend #2: nothing much I’m just playing Minecraft with the boys
Friend #1: oh shit I’ll be on in 5
Friend #2: nothing much I’m just playing Minecraft with the boys
Friend #1: oh shit I’ll be on in 5
by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020
