lick-a lot-a-puss

a lesbian: usually a lesbian dinosaur

them two bitches over there are a lick-a lot-a-puss

by yo greasy-greasy grandma March 7, 2005

lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005

Shit Licking McAssfuck

Meaning that you lick shit and that you fuck ass.

Hey Dude, you are a shit licking Mcassfuck. you blow on cock.

by Shit Fucking McAss Shit May 16, 2010

Licking the Berlin Sidewalk

eating ass baby

Matt spent all of last night with that freaky girl licking the Berlin sidewalk

by jttud97 February 21, 2023

strapping a fat lick

A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing

Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!

by D. Scotty July 11, 2017

blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco September 1, 2016

lick my seahorse

A girl the wants oral sex performed on her

"I want you to lick my seahorse"

Oral sex I want you to lick my seahorse

by cunts fucked May 18, 2014