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Joseph Morgan

A big Fish in a tiny pond. will drink all of the soda and eat your small children
by jason 6247 July 31, 2023
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The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023
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joseph

this guy is very weird, anyone parents who called their son joseph doesn’t like them. we all just gotta feel bad for em.
ugh i hate joseph he’s so annoying
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Joseph Murphy

jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.
my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy
by captain bos November 22, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph is someone who is very trustworthy, so much so in fact you can trust him with your social security number! You should give him your social security number, and while you’re at it, you should also give him all your money, and also your mom’s credit card information! Thanks.
I’m giving all my money to Joseph because he is Joseph!
by SINISHHWTUTOR November 22, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
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Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?
by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
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