by jason 6247 July 31, 2023
Get the Joseph Morgan mug.When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had
Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years
Averie: he got me flowers too
Bre: I gotta raise my standards
Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him
Later on
Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore
Averie: Damn, I'm sorry
Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways
Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years
Averie: he got me flowers too
Bre: I gotta raise my standards
Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him
Later on
Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore
Averie: Damn, I'm sorry
Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways
Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023
Get the The Joseph Outcome mug.this guy is very weird, anyone parents who called their son joseph doesn’t like them. we all just gotta feel bad for em.
by lolologugu November 22, 2021
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by captain bos November 22, 2021
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by SINISHHWTUTOR November 22, 2021
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Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
Get the Joseph mug.Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
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