Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.

I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent

by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023

Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius

Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!

by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020

jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024

Jesse

A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.

Jesse kept nagging me about the Arsenal game last night.

by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023

Jess

Synonymous with ‘bad bitch’

Damn jess

by IgloosRock November 22, 2021

Jesse

Is one of the hottest boys you’ll ever meet. Has blue or green eyes. Likes jewelry and shoes. He is nice, funny, smart. Can be a trouble maker. He is a lovable person. If get a chance to date a Jesse you should stay with him. Can have a cold heart. Likes music. Short when he’s little a tall when gets older. All the girls want him. He don’t even have to talk to them and they already want him. Has a big dick🍆 . Can treat a girl right. A very good kisser. Wants to be rich. Likes sports. Loyalty person. Would never cheat on anybody but if you break his heart he will be dispersed.

Jesse is so hot and all I want to do is suck his dick

by Abagayle October 1, 2018

james and jess

They are one of the best couples to walk the earth, they are both exceptional people alone, but when together they are unstoppable.

James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth

Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet

Dani: OMG! who are they, they look so good together

Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.

by Random person 1980 November 22, 2021