Jacob

A guy with a small dick, who makes everyone want to end it all. He sucks major dick and can take anything up the ass. He dates girls who he doesn’t have the balls to do anything to her. He can be good at video games and prizes them over his girlfriend. He weighs less than Josh Wagner.
Ur such a damn Jacob
by DabOnEmBullies69 November 16, 2017
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bitchboy Jacob

Yo that bitchboy Jacob aint shit.
by Flatearthbeliever January 12, 2018
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Eva and Jacob

Eva likes Jacob but Jacob likes everyone but eva
“Eva and Jacob sitting in a tree
by DALLAS GANG January 31, 2020
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Jacob

He's a guy who you thought would be sweet, fun, and friendly, but turned out to be the opposite. He smells really, really bad, too. He goes to your school and now that you broke up with him, it's very awkward and annoying when he looks at you and pretends that he wasn't .
Brittany- Ewww, did you see that guy named Jacob?
G- Oh yeah, he smells very bad, so I wouldn't go over there if I were you
Brittany- Oh thanks!
by Shegotgame0524YT February 20, 2019
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Jacob

Someone with an enormous dick and who's pullout game is God-tier
by Mydefinitionistrue March 12, 2019
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Jacob

A guy that has a brother who ran away and came back
Sorry Jacob
by SvgWA May 28, 2019
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Stinky Jacobs

Used to describe someone who never fully developed.
"You may look like stinky jacobs today, but one day you'll look like..."
by SP babii February 02, 2010
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