japa-frickin-nese

A term used when describing an extremely attractive Japanese person, depicting not only their striking features, but the coolness that comes with being Japanese. Kind of playing into the whole "trend."

Person 1: "Oh my gosh I love Kenny!"

Person 2: "What's so great about him?"

Person 1: "Um, can you say 'hottness'?? He's Japa-frickin-nese! He's like anime gone wild!!!"

by redhedrocker April 27, 2005

japan

A country that has never quite got round yet to apologise for war crimes in Asia and it's mistreatment of allied POW'S during world war 2.

War Crimes in China, Korea, Phillipines, Burma, Thailand, Singapore, Vietnam, Hong Kong, New Guinea......
of rape, murder, pillage, executions without trial and torture of civilians.
Japan are guilty of crimes against allied POWS involving......
Beheading, water torture, burying up to the head in the sand, firing squad, castration, burning men alive, hanging, cruxifiction, starvation, working men to their deaths and in at least one known case, boiling a man to death.

by james pearce January 27, 2007

Japanese flag

When you have sex with a woman on her period and youre left with blood on the end of your penis. Then using a clean piece of toilet paper press your penis bang in the middle of it leaving a red circle.

Or if you have a large length, you could always use a bath towel and fly it from your TV aerial.

There's alsorts of japery to be had when "the reds are at home"

Best laugh you can have is doin the Japanese Flag with a bird who has "the painters" in.

Whip yer cock out after a few dips in the tin and place the end of your length slap bang in the middle of a clean piece of toilet roll.

HEY PRESTO!!!! 1 Japanese Flag.

by L4TW August 22, 2007

Japanengrish

NOUN

A strange dialect of fangirlese, comprised of a mixture of misspelled English and misspelled, gramatically incorrect Japanese. Generally seen in anime fan fiction. Highly fucking irritating.

"You baka idiot! I'm a little chibi, wakata! Yadda yo! Iya!" etc. etc. etc.

All of the above are incorrect; "baka idiot" is redundant, as is "little chibi." "Wakatta" is spelled with two Ts in the traditional Romanization. "Yadda yo!" is a bastardization of "Ie da yo!", and "Iya" is a fucked-up version of "Ie."

by Two fan fiction writers who DAMNED WELL KNOW BETTER!!! March 9, 2005

Japanese slut

A Japanese slut is someone who is from Japan and is submissive to men, and will do any sexual activity that a man asks of her with no reward at all besides the happiness she receives from pleasing the man. Japanese American girls usually try to mask there slutty ways by not divulging in what sexual activities she truly desires, but unbeknownst to here, everyone around her knows that she is a slut and that she will do anything behind closed doors.

Japanese Geisha, Japanese Whore, Japanese Slut, Japanese Ho, Japanese Slut.

by Jap Hater July 30, 2008

Japanophile

An enthusiast of Japanese exports, including the language, anime, manga, pop-culture, music, electronics, people, food, religion or culture.

"Everyone makes fun of me for being a Japanophile, because I like alot of things from Japan. However, I like lots of things from Europe, China, Canada and of course America as well, so I don't see why everyone has to be so racist about it..."

by Lance October 20, 2003

Japanese Rain Goggles

Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

by Madeyoulookituptoo November 30, 2010