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T-now

You need to get your ass home t-now!
by Radaremedyroo March 30, 2019
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Now on

A phrase used by a math teacher. Not to be named. He is calculated to say it 3.8 times every day. He can say up to 97 now ons in one month.
Right, what should you be doing now on?
Put away whatever those are now on.
by 3cjnewlc January 31, 2019
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on deck now

Means, in charge, took control, the boss, giving out orders
Bills no longer in charge, I'm on deck now
by Lc122 October 18, 2020
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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
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Prime Now

To prepare (or prime) ones body with hydration before a marathon drinking session, in quick fashion
There's a long day of drinking ahead of us. We better prime now a Gatorade!
by MSDos622 July 25, 2018
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in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.
by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012
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